If you've ever stood in the shower and thought something along the lines of, "You know what? Lobsters ARE like mermaids to scorpions." Just know that you're not alone.
Consistently one of the most mind-blowing subreddits, r/ShowerThoughts is a haven for head-scratching epiphanies that people have had while bathing.
Now that someone has turned a bunch of the weirdest ones into images, we have an even better idea of what goes through people's minds as they wash up.
Check out a few of our favorites from Imgur below, and see the rest from Distractify here.