We're not sure why the ladies of Twitter decided to drop truth bombs left and right this week -- but we're sure happy they did. "Just once I'd like to see a movie sex scene be accurate. You know, him having a hard time getting her off then giving up," Twitter user The Eh Factor wrote. Accurate and depressing.
Twitter user Molly had us all nodding our heads in agreement when she tweeted, "The only way to eat a $21 salad is angrily." Or claim you saw a hair in it, send it back and get a burger. (Maybe that's just us, though.)
The most accurate truth bomb we stumbled across came from Twitter user Jay, A Slur when she tweeted, "Imagine never having to worry that not looking desirable will impact your employment prospects. It's called being male, I think?" Preach, lady.
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
Our federal government has more diversity than late night television. And better musical guests too! #what
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) August 5, 2014
I really need to get a nanny so I can start tweeting again.
— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) August 8, 2014
Noted White Castle lover Chrissy Teigen throwing the first pitch, drunk, in wedge sneakers, has GOT to be Peak "Cool Girl," right? (Please?)
— Kat Stoeffel (@KStoeffel) August 6, 2014