Huffpost Training


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    On eating...
    "Never eat more than you can lift." – Miss Piggy
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    On living longer...
    "If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." – Mickey Mantle
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    On diets...
    "I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets." – Dolly Parton
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    On meat...
    "Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you." – Tommy Smothers
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    On exercising...
    "Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes." – Robert Hutchins
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    On jogging...
    "The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realise you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back." – Franklin Jones
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    On aerobics...
    "The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said, 'If we’re going to charge an hour, we can’t call it jumping up and down'". – Rita Rudner
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    On morning exercise...
    "I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing." – Marsha Doble
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    On the fridge...
    "If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all." – Joey Adams
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    On bending over...
    "I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor." – Joan Rivers