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Nick Offerman Narrating 'Shower Thoughts' Is Why The Internet Exists

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This. This is why the internet was invented: So Nick Offerman -- aka Ron Swanson -- could read shower thoughts from the eponymous subreddit.

We're talking glorious nuggets of wisdom like "Technically, we're all half centaur," and "If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt."

We'd like to think Jack Handey is out there somewhere, chuckling softly.

Bathe in the deep waters of Nick Offerman's shower thoughts, above.

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