Clown Massage Is Exactly What It Sounds Like, Unfortunately

08/25/2014 04:57 pm ET

Are you afraid of clowns? How about being naked in front of strangers? Maybe a small fear of people touching you? Well, then my friends, this might be your nightmare scenario. Nick Swardson stars in this Funny or Die video in which getting a simple massage turns hilariously terrifying.

Always keep this in mind: When being given a massage by some clowns, never ask for the happy ending. You've been warned.

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