Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

This week started off with a rather underwhelming Emmys Awards show. "Orange Is The New Black" was royally snubbed and Sofia Vergara was spun around on stage as “something compelling to look at."

Kate Spencer weighed in on the sexist schtick, tweeting: "'Work hard,' I whisper to my daughters. 'And one day you too could be honored for your talent by being rotated on a platform on live TV.'" Great life lesson right there.

In other news, everything we've ever known is a lie: Hello Kitty is not a cat. Rivka Rossi offered one solution to the Internet's misery: "There should at least be a Hello Kitty emoji now for everyone's loss." Emojis do solve everything.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

I turned wine into a hangover.
Your move Jesus.

— Jess! (@ImJESSPlayin) August 25, 2014

i bet jay z searches amazon by highest to lowest price

— Jessica Misener (@jessmisener) August 26, 2014

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