Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

Cool, you can curl 50 lbs but I can carry a baby on my hip, a purse & a dozen grocery bags on each arm to avoid making 2 trips to the car.

— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) August 23, 2014

It's the time of year when kids start school, parents get sick of filling out paper work, and teachers judge our parenting skills at lunch.

— Mommalicious (@SouthrnPinUpMom) August 26, 2014

1st day of school: Hell yeah, kids are gone!

3rd day: F-you math homework.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) August 25, 2014

My son Atticus has started saying "my eyes are turning black" when he's tired. Because he closes his eyes and sees blackness. KIDS R CREEPY

— Amanda Nelson (@ImAmandaNelson) August 27, 2014

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