Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

I had kids so that I would never forget what it feels like to be ignored.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) September 19, 2014

Kids: breaking expensive shit since ever.

— ginger b (@Sillygingermom) September 17, 2014

"No candy means no candy"

*walks into other room
*sneaks Reese's peanut butter pumpkin

— WineIsMySanity (@sanityinabottle) September 15, 2014

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