Colbert Recognizes Canadian Parliament Hero, Admits He Was Wrong About Canadians

Colbert Apologizes For Calling Canadians 'Maple-Sucking Moose-Humpers'

In the wake of heroic actions taken by one official during the Canadian parliament shooting last Wednesday, Stephen Colbert is ready to admit he was wrong about Canada.

He may have called them names in the past, but Colbert recognizes that Canadians may be tougher than he thought. "To hell with Bruce Willis," said Colbert about Canadian sergent-at-arms Kevin Vickers, who may have saved many lives that day. "This Canadian just put the 'ay' in 'yippee ki-yay motherfucker.'"

Colbert also sang the Canadian national anthem, and acknowledged that Canadians are actually "steely-eyed, snowball Jon Woo-diving shit-kickers who not only take out the trash, but also the recycling."

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