Christmas has finally arrived and the women of Twitter are very excited. Instead of putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, Abbi Crutchfield is changing it up a bit this year: "Believing in Christmas magic as an adult means you can stay up late for Santa by bar-hopping." Sounds about right to us.
It's safe to say Santa won't be bar-hopping, just house-hopping. Which got Twitter user Susan Burke thinking "I bet Mrs. Claus really hates that song Santa Baby." At least Mrs. Claus won't have Charlene deGuzman to worry about, given her clever romance-avoidance technique: "*eats the mistletoe.*"
For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
I always have to shower after I park my car, because I can't stop ridin' dirty.
— Jess! (@ImJESSPlayin) December 23, 2014
Maybe we aren't as smart as past generations, but we're like way cuter in pics.
— Bookish (@BookisherBunny) December 23, 2014
when u realize it's 3 days till christmas 🎅🎄 pic.twitter.com/sJJ3cagRyw
— Typical Girl (@ReIatabIeFemale) December 22, 2014
treat yourself with the same tenderness, benefit of the doubt, and understanding that you did with your worst ex
— Mallory Ortberg (@mallelis) December 21, 2014
Calls ghost busters to get rid of the Christmas spirit
— Just Jane (@jdforshort) December 22, 2014
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