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19 Hilariously NSFW Cross Stitches You Won't Find In Grandma's House

02/04/2015 12:51 pm ET | Updated Feb 06, 2015
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When you think "cross stitch," you probably picture a dusty, framed piece of embroidery in your grandma's bathroom that says "Home Is Where The Heart Is."

These, however, are not those types of cross stitches.

Thanks to irony-loving hipsters, grandma's outdated wall-hangings have gone through quite the renaissance. Today's Etsy shops are full of sassy, NSFW and straight-up gangsta pieces of art that would look great hanging in your apartment. Just make sure to hide them whenever Nana visits.

Scroll down for 19 of our favorite modern day cross stitches and remember, home is where the @$#% is.

sex
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bed
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broke
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money
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sleep
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horse
Source: Oh My Werd

pants
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boo
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tit
Source: BossAsStitch

police
Source: BossAsStitch

satan
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eat
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money
Source: jim jam crafts

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