Scientifically Accurate 'Barney And Friends' Is Equal Parts Funny And Frightening

02/02/2015 04:26 pm ET | Updated Feb 02, 2015

Why are you trying to hug him? For god's sake, RUN!

Do you miss watching "Barney And Friends" but feel like you're too old for it now? Well, not so fast. Finally, Fox's Animation Domination High-Def has created a video for those of us nostalgic for the simpler days of Barney, but who are now too acclimated to the callous and gritty ways of our grownup world.

The latest in the Scientifically Accurate series brings us our big, lovable, huggable purple dinosaur ... who, in reality, would have been much bigger and much less lovable and huggable.

As always, hug with caution.

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