Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
friends that have ugly photos of you are the friends you keep so they don't get leaked.
— afafa (@afafaimanke) February 4, 2015
I would be that person to bring a bag of goldfish during a fire drill oops
— rouxsterr (@breannaroux_) February 2, 2015
Cher and Josh from clueless are relationship goals
— lavender shrek (@jessicake32) February 1, 2015
the line at chipotle was too long so I left and I'm still heartbroken
— savana ;) (@imnotsavana) February 5, 2015
i always have to mentally prepare myself before calling my mother back after several missed calls.
— Meg DeAngelis (@MegsDeAngelis) February 5, 2015
The only good thing about being sick is that I can watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air all morning and not have to stop .
— ßaiłęę (@bailee_l13) February 2, 2015
My puppy is cuter then you so be gone 👋
— yung asian (@_chanelbruh) February 3, 2015
I wonder if troy and gabriella actually stayed together through college and forever
— becca (@bradsxhemmo) February 3, 2015
I haven't slept yet but at least I have muffins
— Riley Moore (@rileyann_moo) February 2, 2015
Who needs friends when you have the Internet
— Sam and Colby (@SamandColby) February 5, 2015
where one direction at tho
— michael&zayn (@YesItsNaeNae) February 6, 2015
you haven't experienced pain until you confidently sing the wrong lyrics to a song out loud
— Dan Lewis (@DanielHuwLewis) February 2, 2015
A little girl just came up to me in the store,hugged my leg&called me mom?Then she realized I wasn't her mom&the face she made was priceless
— Riley Brill (@_rileybrill_13) February 1, 2015
i will never forgive netflix for taking that so raven off of their library in 2013. you might as well have taken my heart with it as well.
— ya boy anthony (@LOHANTHONY) February 4, 2015