Where social media is concerned, "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has got staying power. And we're not complaining, though Twitter user OhNoSheTwitnt got nostalgic: "[grandpa voice] In my day there was only one shade of grey. [hands you a newspaper]." Maybe that's where some of the confusion about the movie is coming from.
Making the headlines right along with light BDSM is the frigid weather in some parts of the country. What does one even wear in this nonsense? Amy Dillon summed up our approach: "My personal style is best described as 'didn't expect to get out of the car.'"
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dating tip: if she has a lot of stuffed animals on her bed, RUN. run as fast as you can
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) February 17, 2015
People who finish their entire stick of lip balm without losing it first should be the only ones allowed to have kids.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) February 20, 2015
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— amy brown (@arb) February 17, 2015
*Kanye interrupting his own performance to say how much better Beyoncé is*
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) February 16, 2015
How long before we stop joking about how young Paul Rudd looks and scientists actually take him to a secure goverment facility for testing?
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) February 18, 2015
You know what am giving up for lent? #Hope
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) February 17, 2015
My sex tape is just me caught on the security cameras picking my no wedgie Hanes out of my crack
— ✴ Just Jane ღ ✴ (@jdforshort) February 18, 2015
I've begun the slow migration into comfy clothes so my guests get the hint it's time to leave
— LTB (@_Tempo11) February 16, 2015
STATUS UPDATE: Just stifled the urge to text "All men are cowards and you're no exception" to an ex
— Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal) February 20, 2015
Toast is just soft bread that has been hurt before.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) February 20, 2015
you know there's at least one guy who set his alarm super early this morning to get a screengrab of the lowest possible temp
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) February 20, 2015
I wish I was smart enough to be a Bitcoin digger
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) February 20, 2015
My vision board just has pictures of pizza on it.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) February 20, 2015
[grandpa voice] In my day there was only one shade of grey. [hands you a newspaper]
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 15, 2015
My personal style is best described as "didn't expect to get out of the car."
— Hot Breakfast (@amydillon) February 16, 2015
whenever you hook up with a hot person you gotta take a trophy like a t-shirt or all the food in their fridge
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) February 16, 2015
A friend in a new relationship is a lot like a baby. I don't want to be around either.
— Stacey Lynne (@NervousJr) February 16, 2015
"A picture's worth a thousand words" doesn't mean you need to write a novel under every one of your gym selfies
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) February 18, 2015
Thanks to daytime TV commercials, I've decided to sue someone, go to trade school and finally fix my erectile dysfunction once and for all.
— bitter spice (@goldengateblond) February 20, 2015
I'll start watching the Westminster Dog Show when they make the dogs the judges.
— (maura) (@behindyourback) February 16, 2015
Treadmill: [ENTER AGE AND WEIGHT]
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) February 19, 2015