Finally, A Lawyer Who Will Stand Up For Victims Of '90s Gushers Fruit Snacks Commercials

02/26/2015 10:14 am ET | Updated Feb 26, 2015

If only kids' commercials in the '90s didn't have to be so "Extreme."

This law office commercial parody from comedian Adam Murray addresses all those afflicted by that one terrible side affect of being a child in a '90s Gushers commercial: the irreversible fruit head you were stuck with after eating fruit snacks.

Luckily, book-closing, green screen-using attorney Calvin Hurst is ready to fight in the court of law to get you every penny you and your giant freakish head of fruit deserve. Capri Sun victims transformed into silvery liquid also welcome.

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