In a way, there so much to say about a video titled “2015 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team." But also, there's so little. After all, what can you add to complete and utter YouTube perfection?
The video is the latest installment of the long-running “All Hockey Hair Team” series, and believe us, it’s more bizarre than you’d expect.
“The kids have all raised their game and so I had to build an entirely new algorithm to figure out who the best was going to be,” says the wonderful narrator.
Watch out for these players, he says, including “Grady, from Apollo, who just comes in HOT."
Supposedly, if the video gets 100,000 views, a sponsor will donate $15,000 to a foundation for sled hockey programs, according to Yahoo Sports. Considering the tone of this video, we’re not about to state that as an irrefutable fact, but who knows?