Home office need to be restocked?
Marnie the derpy dog is on it.
"Oh, hello there!"
Unless, it's actually a whole new desk you need? Then Marnie finds the foot-room on this model acceptably spacious:
"Step into my office."
If you'd rather shop around for a better deal, please do. Better safe than sorry.
In an email to The Huffington Post, Marnie's human companion, Shirley Braha, said Marnie ultimately bought a paper clip.