03/09/2015 04:32 pm ET | Updated Mar 10, 2015

11 Unhealthy Things That Are Actually Salad In Disguise


Looking to shed those winter pounds? Boy, do we have the diet for you.

This diet has one simple rule: Just eat salads. We know, we know, salads are boring. But if you use some creative thinking and look at your food a little bit differently, we promise you're going to come to love salads. Check out the guidelines:

  • Pizza? Salad.
  • Bacon? Salad.
    Don't argue with us.
  • Beer? Also salad.
    It's the transitive property, or something.
  • We have multiple sources reporting on this logic.
    And confirmation that, yes, this is healthy.
  • Poutine? Salad.
    We see vegetables and dressing. CHECK!
  • Chocolate? Salad.
    Salad for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, please!
  • Bloody Mary? We think you mean Celery, Pickle & Tomato Salad.
    And yes, the pizza also counts.
  • Wine? Salad.
    Ah, fruit salad! Another healthy option.
  • Fried Chicken? Salad.
    This salad just screams 'Merica.
  • Vodka? Yep, it's salad.

    Dinner is served.

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  • Chocolate, Marshmallows and Peanuts? SALAD.
    Hell yeah, that's a salad.


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