Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
Finally. The temp is no longer colder than my heart
— Al (@AlexRogers7) March 10, 2015
Anyone else's parents try to talk to you about college and your future through the bathroom door?
— lighght (@eniaishere) March 11, 2015
the depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
— Taylor Sisk (@_taytaysisk) March 9, 2015
Nothing like crying over Harry Potter on my way to school
— elise (@JamisonElise) March 10, 2015
SOS sitting in a bathroom stall at my school scared to leave bc some girl is putting on makeup and taking mirror selfies......
— Zoe McDonald (@zoemcd15) March 13, 2015
Are u even a real high schooler if u don't wait until Sunday night to start your homework
— Karl and 4 others (@KarlDaWinner) March 9, 2015
Me @ colleges that haven't given me a decision yet pic.twitter.com/6nW53jyC3q
— dannika andersen (@dannika_nicole) March 10, 2015
The Perks of Being a Cauliflower #MakeAMovieHealthy
— Joey King (@JoeyKingActress) March 12, 2015
lmao our "no soliciting" sign came in handy pic.twitter.com/WG7a7ySZW5
— Kennedy Norman (@kennedynorman_) March 8, 2015
nothing is worse than ordering take out food and UR SO EXCITED UR MOUTH WATERS THINKING ABOUT IT and then bam. it gets here. 2 tiny shrimps.
— camEEla cabeYo (@camilacabello97) March 9, 2015
Why can I hula hoop for hours without stopping but I can't dance like a human for my life?
— M A D D I E (@WH2o_kiddo) March 9, 2015
spring break!!!!! senior year!!!! time to get wild!!!!!!! *looks down at the 2 cats in my lap* isn't that right guys!!??
— Andrew Lowe (@andrewlx) March 13, 2015
The only way to motivate me is if you offer me:
2) Louis Tomlinson
— Courtney (@CourtneyBoese) March 13, 2015
*goes to a yoga class*
*gets sore next day*
*never works out again*
— Meredith Foster (@stilababe09) March 9, 2015
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