How To Stop Getting Annoying Birthday Notifications On Facebook

03/19/2015 05:11 pm ET | Updated Mar 19, 2015

Nothing is worse than Facebook birthday notifications for randos you haven't talked to since high school. Thankfully, it's very easy to turn them off.

Step 1: Click the "globe" icon, then click "settings."

Step 2: Click the button that says "on" next to "birthdays" and change it to "off."

Step 3: Live the rest of your life as a friendless hermit.

(Source: Battlefield Earth, obviously)

You are welcome.

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