You might be a little too high if:
- You can't name the three branches of government, but are intimately familiar with Doritos flavors.
- You know the mayor on "The Simpsons," just not the mayor of your own hometown.
- You know what "4/20" is, but can't figure out what month it happens in without the use of your fingers.
- You may have forgotten about the pair of sunglasses stashed on your head, and had to get another pair for your face:
- Willie Nelson wonders what you've been smoking.
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