Given the world's current obsession with phallic shapes, we thought it was high time to share all of the most important penises in video game history.
WARNING: Penises ahoy.
Art may imitate life, but it has only been a few years since technology has allowed for realistic, graphical renderings of penises. This is a time for celebration! The geniuses over at Kotaku bring you an abridged history of video game penises -- it has everything from the old:
To the, ah, new:
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