Oh, Frank, you think you're so slick.
After collecting all of Frank Underwood's most melodramatic idioms, metaphors and often hilariously over-written lines from both Seasons 1 and 2 of "House of Cards," we just knew we had to take a crack at Season 3.
Now that we've all had some time to watch (okay, binge-watch) the third season, sit back and take in our third installment of Frank Underwood's slickest lines, including: "Men like you don't show up for dinner without an appetite," and "Where I come from down South, we call that as clear as a glass of moonshine."
Also, did you notice how many doors he slammed this season? Because now you will.
Video edited by Ben Craw
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