Facebook and BuzzFeed are dating. The Huffington Post has a fight behind the gym after school.
And if that's not enough drama for you, then you'll want to catch all of Cracked's "If The Internet Was A High School."
But as you watch the digital-yet-human teen angst unfold, Cracked would like to point out: "We’ll never graduate and be able to move far away. The Internet is forever."
See you at homecoming, Twitter.