What would it be like if people left real-life parties in the same obnoxious way they choose to announce their departure from Facebook?
As this CollegeHumor sketch shows, it’d be a nightmare, that’s what.
“Farewell my friends and casual acquaintances! Goodbye people-I-kind-of-knew from high school! If you ever share my epiphany in the future you may join me on the enlightened plain outside,” declares man-leaving-the-party.
Here’s a newsflash, people: No one -- we repeat, no one -- cares that you’re leaving Facebook. So leave quietly and graciously. We beg you, please.
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