Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
pisses me off when I type "tru" and it autocorrects to "try" like can you not just let me be 2 Chainz
— 2 Langz (@_tiffanylang_) March 23, 2015
I have a real big fear over hurdles but I'm proud to say I got over it
— Luke Brooks (@luke_brooks) March 23, 2015
I think I spend more time with my friends animals then actually with them
— Katie Gaskill (@katie_gaskill98) March 22, 2015
my grandma is telling me how zayn isn't that attractive i don't care if you're my grandmother i will actually fight you
— ⠀ (@SEMlPROBLEMATIC) March 26, 2015
All I want is a 4.0 GPA, a perfect body, $100,000 in my bank account, and an unlimited supply of burritos.
— kassi (@kassidy_langham) March 26, 2015
i've got 99 problems and summer would solve all of them.
— Eva Willming (@ew212021) March 24, 2015
Am I getting sick or is this spring allergies: an ongoing internal struggle
— KAMI BAKER (@Peeta_is_aBAKER) March 23, 2015
i'm selling my brother for $200 he can cook grilled cheese feel free to dm me for details k thx
— not karina (@karininanana) March 24, 2015
All these super cute promposals, but I can barely get 2 bucks for an ice cream cone from chickfila.😂😂😩😭
— Chloe Aiken (@AikenChloe) March 24, 2015
wow spring break 2k15 so crazy all this Netflix and layin in bed by myself is wild yo!!!!!!!!!!!
— Taylor Roberts (@tayroberts_) March 22, 2015
I take my horoscope so seriously like if that thing told me I need to eat nachos in order to be happy I'm gonna go eat some nachos
— chloe (@chloestigen) March 24, 2015
I'm fourfiveseconds from being done with school
— Andy Liang (@andyliang97) March 27, 2015
On this episode of True Life.. pic.twitter.com/ClWXcGlwpW
— Swain (@brody_ivins) March 24, 2015
Followed P Diddy on Instagram for about 15 seconds before my dog grabbed my phone from me, unfollowed him and put me back in my cage
— Celeste Yim (@celesteyim) March 22, 2015
im a lot nicer than my "walking to class" face i promise
— Sammi (@sammilandsman) March 26, 2015
can they make a zayn hologram like they did at Coachella with tupac that's all I need right now
— I love you z (@astralstyles) March 27, 2015