If you took away Jonathan Ive's obsession with functional simplicity and replaced it with passive-aggressive snark, there's a good chance this is what the iPhone's notifications would look like.
The new iPhone. Now with judgmentally insightful alerts.
These brilliant mock-ups come courtesy of Distractify's Rob Fee.
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