What with all the hazing and the racism, fraternity life can be a hairy experience.
Thankfully, stress from those experiences need not prematurely cost you your own hair! For that, there's "Brogaine," a hair-regrowth formula specially made for stressed frat brothers.
According to "Saturday Night Live," the proprietary blend reverses the ravages of stress brought on by things like "midterms, nerds ... and [chanting] the n-word in a viral video."
Hats off to you, bro. Go ahead and hit that keg stand with confidence.