Humans. What are they good for? Belly-rubs and petting!
Watch the patient dogs in the above video compilation train their obtuse humans to become serviceable canine masseurs.
Sure, the pups are a little demanding in their requests for human affection. But at least, unlike their feline counterparts, they let you know when they're done with your services with a gentle hand lick, rather than turning your arm into a scratching post.
If the above video makes you want to find your own dog, the ASPCA adoption page is a good place to start the search.
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