If we know you, and we do, you've got an elastic band wrapped around your wrist right now. Or, maybe you've upgraded to the flat, knotted ribbon that's supposed to indicate that you know better. Either way, everyone knows why it's there. To pull your hair back into a DGAF ponytail the first time a strand of hair touches your face.
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