HBO's new documentary on Scientology, "Going Clear," offers an interesting -- at times, damning -- glimpse into the church's inner workings.
The organization's leaders have blasted the claims made in the film as "ludicrous" and "made-up." Fortunately, Funny or Die has crafted this "Scientology-Approved" version of the documentary.
True to the original, the Scientology-approved variant touches on all the major sources of contention, like the communal trail mix having too high a ratio of raisins to M&Ms, or the toilet paper being too soft. Weighty accusations, indeed.
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