"Oh fucking shit," Julianne says to me. We've been at this New York magazine-sponsored wedding expo for half an hour, and somehow it's taken us this long to notice the massive open bar in the middle of the room. What could have possibly distracted us from the promise of endless free alcohol?
The promise of getting married, a thing neither of us had truly wanted before attending an event that neither of us really wanted to attend.
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