Jimmy Fallon's Favorite #MyWeirdWaiter Tweets Just Keep Getting Weirder

04/24/2015 11:16 am ET | Updated Apr 24, 2015

Just when you thought meals couldn't get more awkward than Thanksgiving ...

For this week's "Tonight Show Hashtag," Jimmy Fallon asked for your weirdest waiter encounters. Fallon got all kinds of nightmare tweets, and it's pretty safe to say they could make you want to stay home for a while (and perhaps upgrade your security system).

Fallon's faves included:

Uh ... yeah. Check please!

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