Hmmm, can we maybe pencil in these quakes instead?
Jimmy Kimmel went out onto the street to ask people what they thought of the government's decision to schedule earthquakes every five years instead of every 12.
We're not sure what's more surprising, that people believe earthquakes have schedules, or that people seem so nonchalant about the topic of natural disasters. Either way, come on, people, let's get educated.
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