That's probably what you'd hear if you were sitting in a pub in the booziest state in America. Wisconsin takes this noble title, boasting 12.57 bars for every 10,000 people. Between the beer and the cheese, Sconnies sure know how to enjoy themselves.
The findings come from Find The Best, a data-driven technology company that assessed the number of bars per capita in every U.S. state.
On the other end of the spectrum, Utah is the driest state in America, with just 1.73 bars per 10,000 people. See where your state falls on the booze-o-meter in the interactive map below: