We're getting too old for this ****.
Action heroes can't be saving the day 24/7, or can they? It might not be a life-threatening situation, but maybe the quiche is in DANGER of being overcooked. Perhaps your dinner party is being held HOSTAGE by one late arrival. Maybe the evening conversation had been HIJACKED by some selfish jerk.
Cracked brings you this video about action heroes in their off-hours, when they're not saving the world. But still sort of saving the day.