Five-year-old Saige is fed up with her messy house and her mean brother Tanner.
In this viral video Saige's mom posted on YouTube earlier this month, the little girl announces with steadfast conviction that she's "moving on!"
"I've been in this house way too long ... For, like, five years!" she shouts, adding that she wants to move in with her mom's best friend. "I'm moving on. I'm going to Jen's!"
We've all been there, Saige.
And in case anyone is worried, Saige and her mom appeared on "Inside Edition", where they confirmed that the 5-year-old has simmered down and remains at home.