We clearly need to raise our "crazy" standards.
Realistically, there are very few nights that any of us have that are truly crazy. Yeah, you might have gotten stuck in the rain or left your credit card at a bar, but that doesn't make it "crazy." And it certainly doesn't warrant the very animated and elaborate story you tell your friends the next day.
CollegeHumor has the video that you must show all your friends who are constantly squawking about how crazy things got last night, when it was more likely that they were just inconvenienced or got super drunk and don't remember what happened.