Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team -- and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
I'm going to need a ton of puppies, iced coffee, and ice cream to get me through the rest of this week
— Tess (@tess_fern) April 29, 2015
people running the London Marathon
I can't even run a bath
— Dan Lewis (@DanielHuwLewis) April 26, 2015
My only talent is mastering dubsmash
— Charlotte D'Alessio (@Char_Dalessio) April 29, 2015
The only reason I post my Instagram pictures onto Facebook is so people know I'm not dead
— Sammy Menjivar (@sammymenjivar) April 29, 2015
Squad goals pic.twitter.com/svuURqquyH
— eden friedman (@edenfriedmannn) April 25, 2015
. @instagram you updated and still didn't put the "follows you" on profiles step up yo game this ain't child's play
— Nick Hall (@TheNickkHall) April 27, 2015
You unfollowed me because your afraid of falling in love with me. I know
— dean. (@_nadiiiinee) April 26, 2015
Where do broken hearts go you ask? Wherever the 1D in Zayn Malik's twitter handle went.
— Katie (@HakunaMikey) May 1, 2015
I think I'm more excited abt going to the zoo tomorrow than actually going to prom
— lex (@lexa_shaw15) May 1, 2015
Do you ever think about something and get so excited you almost puke because I don't know if you know this but there's a NEW FANTASTIC FOUR
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) April 28, 2015
They probably didn't want me to be THAT honest on the senior survey 😅
— Sam and Colby (@SamandColby) April 27, 2015
You know, I should probably be scared by the fact that every employee at the pizza place knows my name by now, but I'm REALLY okay with it.
— Danny Fratella (@dannyfratella) April 25, 2015
The most comforting thought I have is that if Beyonce were in my position, she wouldn't know what to do either.
— Emma McLaughlin (@pizzaree) April 27, 2015
"females and their purses"
how about males and their rando backpacks like are you going to math class or the movies
— Justina Sharp (@bentpieceofwire) April 29, 2015
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