Louisiana Arrestee Accused Of Butt-Lick Bribery

Woman Accused Of Butt-Lick Bribery

A woman accused of assaulting her boyfriend was allegedly willing to do anything to avoid arrest, even lick an officer's butt.

Diane Thomas, 52, was arrested on May 16, accused of punching her live-in boyfriend in the face “multiple times” and scratching him with her fingernails, The Smoking Gun reports.

Thomas, of Monroe, Lousiana, admitted to the assault but blamed the victim, saying, “He (was) a bitch and got in her face, so she beat his ass,” a police report obtained by the website alleges.

When Thomas realized she was being collared, she tried to get officers to reconsider, explaining that "she had a good job," according to the incident report.

Her pleas didn't work, so she allegedly offered to "lick [the officer's] butt hole," as Complex.com indelicately quoted from the arrest report.

Officers didn't take up Thomas' butt bribe. Instead, they charged her with public bribery as well as a misdemeanor domestic abuse charge, according to The Smoking Gun.

Thomas has since been freed from the Ouachita Correctional Center on $5,000 bond.

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