On Tuesday night's "Inside Amy Schumer," Bill Nye confirmed what we pretty much already knew -- the universe only exists to send "cosmic guidance" to white women in their 20s.
Nye explained that while scientists once believed the universe was a "chaotic collection of matter," recent breakthroughs have led them to understand it's just basically a "giant dream board on which women pin their wishes."
Because "if you just put it out into the universe, it will just manifest itself." You know?
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