"Hey buddy! How you planning to celebrate your birthday?"
"Oh you know, just a bit of horsing around."
Internet, meet JD the horse. He lives at Ithilien Stables in New Jersey, and he knows no birthday is complete without birthday cake -- and candles, which he proudly blows out then gloats over with a toothy grin.
Impressive. But what did he wish for? A nice nap, probably.
That or unlimited breadsticks. (There's no reining in a party with unlimited breadsticks). Giddyup!
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