Watch and cheer as this University of Miami student opens up a can of whoop ass on a fellow graduate.
We're inclined to say that a "Rock Bottom" would be more appropriate than a "Stone Cold Stunner," this being the alma mater of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but the championship belt is still a nice touch.
And for those of you keep score at home, go ahead and check off the “Does something goofy walking across the stage” box the HuffPost Commencement Bingo Card.
H/T Me in middle school.
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