Sorry, Titus, there's no pinot noir in prison.
Regardless, a mashup of Netflix's hit shows "Orange Is the New Black" and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" proves that a crossover episode needs to happen, like yesterday.
Get on it, Netflix.
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