Von Miller Of The Denver Broncos Says He Got Fined For Farting

Gas tax.
DENVER, CO - DECEMBER 28: Outside linebacker Von Miller #58 of the Denver Broncos emerges from the tunnel during player introductions before a game against the Oakland Raiders at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on December 28, 2014 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Justin Edmonds/Getty Images)
DENVER, CO - DECEMBER 28: Outside linebacker Von Miller #58 of the Denver Broncos emerges from the tunnel during player introductions before a game against the Oakland Raiders at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on December 28, 2014 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Justin Edmonds/Getty Images)

Denver Broncos linebacker Von Miller told the Denver Post's Nicki Jhabvala that he gets fined for farting during team meetings. The whole situation stinks.

"They can't fine me if I get up and walk away," he said in a charming exchange with the reporter.

Miller explained that it's not healthy to hold it in and he happens to break wind more than most. Thanks so much for sharing, Von.

It should be noted that the gas-pass tax is being imposed by the players, and we completely understand their concern. If Miller isn't stopped, meetings might resemble that one scene from "Blazing Saddles."

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