Naming a boat: the Cadillac of naming privileges.
Now that summer is almost officially here, it's time to blow the dust off those boats and blow it back onto those skis. Very few people are lucky enough to have access to a boat, but even fewer people have the luxurious privilege of naming one. Seems like it's the ultimate naming opportunity, save for maybe a spaceship or the next Snuggie-like invention.
Well, the writers at The Higgs Weldon have put together some funny names that they think would perfectly compliment any boat.
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