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06/08/2015 01:51 pm ET

If Erectile Dysfunction Commercials Were Honest

Those fireworks symbolize you orgasming powerfully!

Erectile dysfunction commercials. Their visual sexual innuendos are subtle to a hilarious degree. Why are they always showing rolling fields of wheat, guys playing baseball, and couples lying in bathtubs on the beach?

Someone should really investigate the contractors discarding their claw-foot tubs onto beaches. Other people swim on those beaches. No one goes to the beach looking to be exposed to boners in bathtubs. But we digress ...

If you're looking for a more honest approach to erectile dysfunction commercials -- and who isn't? -- Cracked has created perhaps the best and most truthful erectile dysfunction commercial that has ever been produced.

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