41 Thoughts You Have Watching 'Say Yes To The Dress'

41 Thoughts You Have Watching 'Say Yes To The Dress'
NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 09: TV personality Randy Fenoli attends the Time Warner Cable Launch of SignatureHome at 54 Bond Street on December 9, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 09: TV personality Randy Fenoli attends the Time Warner Cable Launch of SignatureHome at 54 Bond Street on December 9, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

1. How do I always get suckered into watching this show on Friday nights?

2. I can tell if we’re in New York or Atlanta mostly by whether it’s Randy or Fake Southern Randy.

3. Judging by the morning staff meetings, this place will only see brides on a given day if they fit into that day’s easily digestible category, like “brides who brought their fathers” or “brides who want a weird-colored dress” or “brides with horribly judgmental friends who probably shouldn’t be there.”

4. Who are all these other staff members? They’re at the morning meeting, then they disappear. Where do they go after this? Are they magical, ephemeral dress fairies? That would actually explain a lot.

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