Are you an astronaut? Because your dating fails are out of this world.
If you're dating nowadays, the odds are you've sent an embarrassing text or two to a potential love interest. It happens. In honor of all those fails and Aziz Ansari's new book, Modern Romance, Jimmy Fallon and Ansari decided to read some cringeworthy, viewer-submitted dating texts on-air.
The texts are all pretty hilarious, but you can also actually learn a lot. For instance, always give your text a proofread, watch out for autocorrect and if you tell a girl she looks like a "piece of good god, wrapped up in some have mercy and a side of MM," yeah, you might just want to lay off the phone for a while.
"The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.