Saturday's Morning Email: Funnies Edition

06/20/2015 07:00 am ET | Updated Dec 12, 2015

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Saturday Edition: The Funnies

21 Things You Can Do If You Want Because You're An Adult, Dammit
You want to ride around on an oversized tricycle? By all means -- you're an adult, dammit!
You're a grown-up and you get to decide what grown-up things are!

The Most Ridiculous Sexual Phrases From Romance Novels
You say "penis," they say "love's sweet arrow." Oh, baby.
romance novel
WARNING: Blushing and junior high-level giggling coming your way.

Guy Battles Summer Boredom With Leaf Blower
Leaf blower + swivel chair + time to kill = a thing of beauty.

Sometimes the Internet treats us well.

17 Groan-Worthy, Pun-Filled Jokes Only A Dad Could Get Away With
Dad jokes teeter between being embarrassingly lame to positively groan-worthy.
caesar dad joke
And that's why dads rule.

Watch A Baby Goat Hop For Joy
Buckminster's the name and hopping is the game.
Prance, prance, hop, boing.

And one more thing...

Dad, you teach us all the cool things.



Illustration by Eva Hill

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